Death of a close friend
"Princess Too", Mr. B's beloved beta fish, passed away today in a tragic tank cleaning accident. Reports say that Mr. B had nothing to due with this death, contrary to popular belief, and the death of "Princess One". Postmortem water analysis indicated a foreign substance had been found in the water. The origin of this substance is not known, but believed to have come from the city tap water.
posted by Mr. B at 2:22 PM
40 Comments:
I a soooo sorry to hear about Princess. Should we have your fish-handler license revoked?????
Wednesday, November 08, 2006 2:37:00 PM
Don't worry Mr.B! Just get a new one..Remember to call it Princess Also! Good luck with kepping it!
Your student
Wednesday, November 08, 2006 2:46:00 PM
Its name was Shark Bait (hohaha) and I was so sad to see him pass away. Shark Bait and I grew close from the weeks I spent making him do flips and stuff.
Wednesday, November 08, 2006 4:00:00 PM
What do you think about a dog this time, seeing as how you haven't much luck with fish?
your BEST student, Tracy
Wednesday, November 08, 2006 4:20:00 PM
sorry that princess too passed away, mr.b. i can't wait to see the next fish that you get, Princess also(yes randy, "princess also", not "burger")see ya' tomorrow, mr beesley! abbie
Wednesday, November 08, 2006 9:00:00 PM
A dog? I love dogs, but I am concerned that a dog my learn too much and want to take over my job. I mean, dogs can talk, fish don't.
Thursday, November 09, 2006 7:10:00 AM
sorry to hear about princess 2 mr.b! maybe princess also won't die or jump out of a coffee cup...ha..well, see you tomorrow!
shaylyn
Thursday, November 09, 2006 2:47:00 PM
rztquemw
the next one is burger cause ur room is like a grill.
Thursday, November 09, 2006 5:44:00 PM
dogs can talk?
shelby
Thursday, November 09, 2006 5:47:00 PM
yeah dogs can talk! they bark..it's theor own way of talking..what is rztquemw mean?shaylyn
Thursday, November 09, 2006 5:55:00 PM
Keaton,... BURGER????? ... no comment. but... um... oh yea, maybe a dog wouldnt be such a bad idea i mean, we can learn math AND dog language at shr same time!!!
TRACY
Thursday, November 09, 2006 6:46:00 PM
that word was supposed to be "the" not shr
oops my bad lol
Thursday, November 09, 2006 6:47:00 PM
Mr. Beesly,
Get a cat. cats can't learn anything and they do stupid things
WAB
Thursday, November 09, 2006 7:50:00 PM
I take Mr. Haniford's position to cats. I also have a cat allergy.
Friday, November 10, 2006 7:22:00 AM
Mr. Haniford has cat allergies? I thought he just didn't like them! Him and Mrs. Hardin always fought between cats and dogs! It was pretty funny! A dog wouldn't be such a bad idea!
Friday, November 10, 2006 3:55:00 PM
i think you should get like a personal monkey to follow you around and be your assistant! shaylyn
Friday, November 10, 2006 4:27:00 PM
yea i agree with the monkey idea lol. he could dance for change and put it in a lil cup!
shelby
Friday, November 10, 2006 6:29:00 PM
I think a stuffed animal is the best solution to Mr. B's predicament or possibly a plastic plant. You can't kill or blame someone else for their death. A bright colored pig would be very festive for the room. :)
Mrs. B
Friday, November 10, 2006 7:06:00 PM
No get an Elephant it would be so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, November 10, 2006 7:23:00 PM
haha an elephant.love it. the best would be a dog bring in one of your dogs 4 a day and we can like play w/ it...ELEPHANT
Friday, November 10, 2006 8:06:00 PM
yeah i wrote this one like 3 minutes later cause i have a light bulb over my head we could have the doggie games tied in w/ mat like have spped guns and calculate how fast they r running how far and so on(you all know Tux would win) but yes a dog 4 a day is great .
Friday, November 10, 2006 8:09:00 PM
math* and speed* sorry about the mistakes im 2 excited about having a trophy over my fire place
Friday, November 10, 2006 8:10:00 PM
Yes yes, I still like the idea of a dog, although, ... um... o darn...o yea... i have decided that an alligator would bring some excitement to the room. It would keep people on their toes. Thats 4 sure.
Friday, November 10, 2006 9:23:00 PM
by the way, that last message was from tracy
Friday, November 10, 2006 10:02:00 PM
What a strange- but entertaining- sense of humor you have!
Saturday, November 11, 2006 6:30:00 PM
i think you should get a pet rock. it wont die.
-a student u dont have in class
Saturday, November 11, 2006 10:56:00 PM
so far the suggestions have been quite varied: dogs, cats, monkeys, stuffed animal, plastic plant, bright colored pig, elephant, alligator, and a pet rock. so have you made a decision yet, mr. b? :)
Saturday, November 11, 2006 11:02:00 PM
wow, 27 comments! i guess that means that this is # 28.
Saturday, November 11, 2006 11:03:00 PM
i changed my mind. u should get a little tadpole. it will be a frog someday. that'll be cool. we had tadpoles in like, third grade. some kid brought them in. the same kid got the teacher some fire-bellied newts for her birthday. maybe u should get some of them. they eat mealworms.
Saturday, November 11, 2006 11:08:00 PM
i'm still going strong about the monkey idea but maybe mrs.b is riht..you might consider a stuffed aniaml in your future..it's the perfetc pet..doesn't speak, doesnt need fed, and yiy wont die! shaylyn
Sunday, November 12, 2006 12:51:00 PM
Devon, you crack me up. A sponge, well, yes a sponge would be a very comforting pet. If you know what I mean, (wink wink, nudge nudge)lol.
Tracy
Monday, November 13, 2006 6:33:00 PM
mr.b this story is just in. the illeged fish killer at east middle strikes again! last time he was trying to get back at the people who kidnapped princess but this time they have not found a motive.personally i think that mr. b should get a plastic fish and put it in a fish tank. p.s. is princess also a boy or a gurl???
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 8:44:00 AM
To: Who ever wrote that last comment.
Answer: Uh... DUH!!!!!! its a BOY!!!!.
From: Me
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 4:08:00 PM
mr. b have you even had a princess also? i think you were going to get that fish next so HAH!!!!
Friday, November 17, 2006 3:24:00 PM
ignore this. i'm just doing this to see if my comments are showing up. and shaylyn, ur last comment makes no sense.
Tuesday, November 28, 2006 4:19:00 PM
Mr. B., i think you should put some more stuff on here for us to reply to. And you use too many big words i don't understand(or have never even heard of).
Tuesday, November 28, 2006 4:24:00 PM
Do you think this is the most popular page because it has the word "death" in it?
Tuesday, November 28, 2006 4:40:00 PM
I'm sorry to hear about Princess Too, but it sounds like you're getting used to it. Was that a crack at the Martinsville Water or really what you think? Sorry if that's a dumb question. lol!
Wednesday, November 29, 2006 4:38:00 PM
Hey, what's an archive? I saw on the right of the screen above the date. What is that?
Wednesday, November 29, 2006 4:49:00 PM
yes it does! someone on here put that he already had a princess also but he didnt..i was just correcting them...who is anonymous that put that it didnt make sense?
Sunday, December 03, 2006 8:00:00 PM
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